Imagine an alcoholic shaming you for not drinking, or rather having your whole life revolve around alcohol.
"Lol check out this loser who has never had a drink!"
"I've had plenty, it's OK but nothing to get obsessed over."
"Well you just never had the good stuff then! If you did you'd be addicted too!"
"Sure let's say that."
"I don't know what you even live for if not drinking!"
"Anything BUT that? I see what its done to you and would rather not..."
"Whatever loser at least I drink every night unlike you!"
The amount of hentai that stewed from this plushie alone is as hilarious as it is beautiful. Also to the uninitiated, those are supposed to be legs.