First backstory:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/127960850847

First plot:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/127960853012

First cute & funny:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/127960855600

If even my own meh-hee-can migrant father who is pro open borders(which I myself secretly disagree with him and most of my own family on) and has been living in murrica for about 40 years was still able to get legal murrican citizenship within his first few years of living here, then I don't what the fuck is this guy's excuse of still not having legal murrican citizenship even after living here for 35 years. The only excuse I can think of is that he never truly wanted to be a citizen and just only wants to game murrica's entire system at the expense of natural-born murricans and legal immigrants who actually respect murrica and assimilate into the country. Then this invader decided he wanted to play a stupid game with ICE agents and won his stupid prize.

Granted the jeets are currently doing more damage to murrica's job and housing market, but I am honestly getting lowkey sick and tired of the poor innocent victimhood narrative many Latinx leftards love to use so much to exploit our weak ...