Hello kettle? Meet the color black.
Minute 1:
"Wahhh we don't like these things you have fun with so we will strong arm payment processors to force them to be banned."
Minute 2:
"REEEE WERE VICTIMS OF MY SOGGY KNEES, AND OUR ENEMIES ARE GOING AFTER OUR FUNDING WE NEED MONEY REEEE. THIS IS MUH GAMERGATE ON STEROID!"